Tag Archives: Cowboy humor

Lee Pitts Foreword for A Million to One Odds (times five)

Posted on December 18, 2010 by

I need to thank Lee Pitts for his kind foreword in A Million To One Odds (times five) Bob Kinford is an oxymoron. No, I am not making a judgment on Bob mental capacity. I’m told an oxymoron is a … Continue reading →

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As The Hairbrains Turn

Posted on December 16, 2010 by

PEOPLE WHO ARE not in the cattle business have mental images of what real cowboys are like. Despite Madison Avenue/Hollywood stereotypes, cowboys are people and come in as many different personalities as folks in any other profession. However, one particular … Continue reading →

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Mechanic’an

Posted on December 11, 2010 by

This story (about yours truly) is further proof that you should not let cowboys anywhere near farm equipment…even if it is only to feed the cows! About the only thing worse than playing farmer is playing mechanic. Sort of reminds … Continue reading →

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Cowboys Vs. Farmers

Posted on December 9, 2010 by

I HAVE A PHILOSOPHY given to me bynan old cowboy who said, “Cowboys should never farm and farmers should never handle cows.” I believe him not just because I have always felt that the only good tractor is one with … Continue reading →

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A Little Cold, A lot Stupid

Posted on November 15, 2010 by

The following story is excerpted from the book A Million to One Odds (times five) This story is true, with only the names changed to protect the guilty! Always the one to back an underdog, I once turned down two … Continue reading →

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Rowdy

Posted on October 27, 2010 by

Right before Lucinda and I split up, she got tired of ranching. As usual, my salary was only five hundred a month, plus a trailer and some beef for trying to work cows off a string of broncs. As a … Continue reading →

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