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Gertrude


The only problem I really had was my two legger. He had absolutely no sense of timing, balance feel or focus. As a result I had no clue as to what he wanted. This was especially true when he wanted … Continue reading

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Billie Jean duh Mule


Mules seem to come in two flavors . . . good or bad, with not much room for in between. Billie Jean was one of the good ones, though when I started her, the two of us sometimes seemed like … Continue reading

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Farmering Down on The Ol’ ULC


I’’ve had a lot of people ask me why I have moved around so much. Well I have to admit that when I was younger, I did want to see a lot of country before settling down. Then as I … Continue reading

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So dry you can’t stand the mud!


In their 1999 review of my book, Cowboy Romance (of horsesweat & hornflies) Western Horseman Magazine stated that good cowboy humor is usually wry, dry and witty. What they failed to mention is that good cowboy humor is more often … Continue reading

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Bultapulting


ONE OF MY other duties while working on the Crazy Mule ranch was to take care of the yearling bulls out on pasture. A couple of times a week I’d haul my horse out to the pasture, bringing saddle bags … Continue reading

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Mechanic’an


This story (about yours truly) is further proof that you should not let cowboys anywhere near farm equipment…even if it is only to feed the cows! About the only thing worse than playing farmer is playing mechanic. Sort of reminds … Continue reading

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